Name is Zoe. It means 'life' in Greek. No relevance whatsoever.
Born British, not quite Australian.

fuckyeahmcgosling:

‘It was my pleasure.’ - Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling winning the Best Kiss award in 2005.

(via stayingsincere)

HAHAHAHA

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(Source: foodirection, via maddy44)

  • Class is too quiet
  • Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
  • parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt
Kit Harington, eugh

Kit Harington, eugh

(Source: this-is-not-a-fantasy, via fuckyeahwinterfell)

Hal Sparks orders a small iced tea

  • Waitress: What size do you want, sir?
  • Hal: I dunno. I'll have a small.
  • Waitress: We don't have small. We have medium and large.
  • Hal:
  • Waitress:
  • Hal: No. You don't.
  • Waitress: Yes we do, sir. We have medium and large.
  • Hal: No you don't, you have *small* and large.
  • Waitress: No, we have medium and large.
  • Hal: No you have *small* and large, 'cause you can't have a medium unless you have a SMALL AND A FUCKING LARGE TO BASE IT ON, YOU INBRED! That's what it *means*. It's a median point between two extremes. It can't exist without the other two! It's fucking impossible! The only way that tea is a medium is if it can TALK TO THE DEAD!