‘It was my pleasure.’ - Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling winning the Best Kiss award in 2005.
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- Class is too quiet
- Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
- parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
- me: well they turned into a cunt
Hal Sparks orders a small iced tea
- Waitress: What size do you want, sir?
- Hal: I dunno. I'll have a small.
- Waitress: We don't have small. We have medium and large.
- Hal:
- Waitress:
- Hal: No. You don't.
- Waitress: Yes we do, sir. We have medium and large.
- Hal: No you don't, you have *small* and large.
- Waitress: No, we have medium and large.
- Hal: No you have *small* and large, 'cause you can't have a medium unless you have a SMALL AND A FUCKING LARGE TO BASE IT ON, YOU INBRED! That's what it *means*. It's a median point between two extremes. It can't exist without the other two! It's fucking impossible! The only way that tea is a medium is if it can TALK TO THE DEAD!
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