June 3, 2012
Hal Sparks orders a small iced tea
Waitress: What size do you want, sir?
Hal: I dunno. I'll have a small.
Waitress: We don't have small. We have medium and large.
Hal:
Waitress:
Hal: No. You don't.
Waitress: Yes we do, sir. We have medium and large.
Hal: No you don't, you have *small* and large.
Waitress: No, we have medium and large.
Hal: No you have *small* and large, 'cause you can't have a medium unless you have a SMALL AND A FUCKING LARGE TO BASE IT ON, YOU INBRED! That's what it *means*. It's a median point between two extremes. It can't exist without the other two! It's fucking impossible! The only way that tea is a medium is if it can TALK TO THE DEAD!
3:13pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zu9CnxMfA051
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